A dictionary of sorts dudes, to define the terms you'll hear while hangin' out.

AGENT DD (double d) - The undercover persona of Queen Hesh. Used on attempts to infiltrate the O.B.D. Hesh Terrorist Network.

B.J.O.T.W. - Queen Hesh's very distasteful Bad Joke Of The Week.

"Climb The Ladder Of Heshness" - A phrase used by King Hesh during Heshology, descriptive of the ascent to the top.

ERA OF HAIR - A term used by King Hesh that describes the 80's and early 90's hair bands era.

FULL NELSON. - The brutal finishing move of King Hesh. When upset, King turtures the listeners by playing a full song by the band Nelson.

H.T.N. - (Hesh Terrorist Network) that is responsible for numerous attacks in the past on the Kingdom Of Hesh and vows future attacks. Orchestrated by O.B.D.

HEAVY HITTERS - The title is used to describe the thrash bands of the era of hair.

HESH - A term used to describe the complete "coolness" of people, places, things (especially songs) associated with the "Era of Hair" (80's & 90's).

HESH BLOCK - Two or more songs in a row from the same artist.

HESH MADNESS - A tournament of 64 songs that occurs once a year in March to determine the most hesh tune of all time.

HESH TRICK - Term that describes a listener getting all three rounds of Heshology correct in one week.

HESH-A-LITES - King Hesh's phrase for all listeners of the show.

HESHOLOGY - The audio hesh music game that tests your heshness to King Hesh each and every week.

INFO DUDE - On-Air caller who informs, or mis-informs the King of any O.B.D./H.T.N. movement, threats, or actions. (rumored to be Loyal Subject, Metal Master)

K.B.R.O.T.W. - (Killer Bong Rip of the Week) Awarded to one of the hesh-a-lites in the chat room at the end of the show by Queen Hesh.

KINGDOM OF HESH - The home of the hesh-a-lites and where King Hesh reigns.

MOK-A-CHOKE - Term descriptive of one's blowing a late month lead to lose Heshology. (Named after several such failures by Loyal Subject Mokadeth)

O.B.D. - Osama Bin Diggs, leader of the Hesh Terrorist Network. (rumored to be the alter ego of Jimmy Diggs)

POON-TANG PLAYLIST - A segment during the King Hesh show dedicated to the ballads and power ballads in the era of hair.

PRINCE HESH - This coveted title is awarded to the winner of each months Heshology music game.

"Shut The Fuck Up Bitch" - a phrase used by King Hesh when he's tired of listening to Queen Hesh.

THE HAIR APPARENT - The title bestowed upon King Hesh.

THE HESH VAULT - Songs that aren't correctly guessed for Heshology, are placed into the vault to be used again for Heshology at a later time.

THE LOYAL SUBJECTS - The term used to describe the most loyal King Hesh listeners.

THRASHER THREESOME - A segment dedicated to the Heavy Hitters of the era of hair.